Miss Alaska Contestants For Truth

spiegelman:

And now the McCain team is suing which just means it’s in the Washington Post and on CBS. And you got Jake Tapper thinking the McCain team is spreading smears in order to fight them.

Just stop. Just stop already. I can’t take any more ridiculous Sarah Palin revelations. The tropical storm of Palin insanity that formed on Friday morning and reached hurricane status on Sunday becoming a category 5 of lunacy on Monday is making landfall at present and my windows are not properly boarded up. PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP. SOMEBODY MAKE THE CRAZY STOP.

If it comes out on Friday that Sarah Palin sold crack to Alaskan schoolchildren in order to fund a Bering Strait human trafficking operation, I’m going to suffer an aneurism.

I AM AT CAPACITY, PEOPLE.